Hamster and Doggie were scheduled for a round of fight. Hefty registration fees were paid and lucrative prizes were in store for the winner...
The competent boxers were prepared for a good fight and the date was all set and the boxing ring was booked and the referees were selected and trained and the bell ringer was picked and the drink sellers were on standby and announcer has practised his lines and the media was informed and basically, the hype was there for a good fight...
But close to the day of fight, they realised that Doggie doesn't fullfil some of the rules of the match... He doesn't have the brand of gloves that was a pre-requisite to fight... Also, Doggie has a habit of fighting naked (as is all dogs) and was therefore scorned by the organisers, who incidentally from time to time, praised the way Hamster carried himself in his behaviours and turn-out in the ring. And incidentally too, the brand of gloves was solely distributed by members in the organising committee and their sole customer incidentally yet again, was Hamster...
Hence, there's no fight...
Hence, the referees, bell ringer, drink sellers, announcer and the media basically have the scheduled day free to themselves again, to their relief...
Hence, Doggie was left in dismay...
Hence, Doggie felt that he was dealt with another blow under his belt... Which was ironic btw, as he fights naked anyway...
1 comment:
Hey... how any times is that hamster going to abuse that doggy?
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